Welcome!
Welcome to Study 1401. We are very pleased that you are participating. We think you’ll find this study fun, as well as probing and insightful. The study consists of several segments and exercises of all different kinds, touching on a multitude of subjects.
Less than 5% of all respondents to our studies are invited to participate in this study so go ahead and feel special!
Before we begin, we need to do a little housekeeping. First, we need a little information from you to make you more comfortable, and then we need to review how this study works.
We know this was mentioned when you signed up, but we want to emphasize this - this study was designed with a main component being that the participant finds it fun. The more a participant happily anticipates the next segment then the more responsive that participant will likely be. We want you, and all the participants, to be in a good frame of mind each time you complete a task or segment.
In addition to bringing us some valuable research data, you also stand to get a lot out of this study in the way of physical, mental, and sexual stimulation. If we get data that furthers our research, and you get a sex life and pleasure centers that are even better than they are now then we’ll have a true success. So, relax, unwind, let go, open up, and have some great fun with this study. It will benefit all involved, and mostly you!
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